My Friend and I were discussing Phantom a few weeks ago, and she forgot when it took place and asked me. I was talking to someone else and said 2006 or something. Anyway, it implied Erik would still be alive. She thought this was really funny and thought Erik would be kicked out of France by now and we could visit him in a nursing home
(it wasn't my idea). So a few days later, she shoves this in my face. These are just for fun, so no one get offended by anything, please! Well, it's poorly written, but it's somewhat funny.
Nurse: Are you sure you want him
for your social services project?
Annie: Yes, we're sure.
Nurse:...Aren't you a little old to be in high school?
Alexis: uh...we're seniors!
Nurse: Alright, then. This way.
(both follow nurse)
Nurse: (knocks on door) You have visitors!
Erik: Liar! Nobody ever visits Erik!
Annie: No, she's serious!
Nurse: (opens door) have fuuun.
(annie & alexis enter with hand at level of thier eyes)
Alexis: Uhm, yeah. We want you as a social services project.
Annie: (pulls out paper) well, we have to take you out of the building twice, read you at least one book, and visit you an hour a week.
Alexis: (whispers) where did you get that?
Annie: Kaela. Anyway, we're doing the book part today, but we don't want to read so here.
Erik (reads) "The Opera Ghost really existed..." Wait, there's a book?
Alexis: Why do you think we wanted you
for our project?
Okay BlackMaskWhiteMask, your turn.